This is Amazing.

Have to share this. I found myself liking a good portion of the Iraqis I dealt with. They have a fatalistic sense of humor that is kind of awe inspiring given their experiences of the last seven years, and endearing at the same time. They were always joking, constantly trying to charm our female counterparts (and decent at it - a detainee told a JAG friend of mine he would give her father 500 camels if she'd marry him. 500 is a lot of camels. Dude didn't play.), and we seemed to share a healthy appreciation for mischief that helped me find common ground with key players on a few occasions. Looks like my impression was pretty close to the mark...

From Al Jazeera



From CNN



Baghdad, Iraq (CNN) -- Imagine you're a celebrity heading to a TV station for an interview. Along the way you run into a well-known TV host whose car has broken down. You know each other because you move in the same circles so you offer him a ride to the station since you're traveling in that direction.

Your car is stopped at a checkpoint, when suddenly an Iraqi army soldier looks underneath the vehicle and screams "bomb, bomb, get away from the car!"

There's enough reality in today's Iraq, without reality TV, but not for one network.

The occupants of the car frantically run out, some in circles, others screaming, some faint, others cry, all while the Iraqi army accuses the occupants of being terrorists, members of al Qaeda and threaten dire retribution.

But here's the black joke. The bomb's a fake, the man you offered the ride to is the show's host Ali al-Khalidi, and the Iraqi army is in on it. This is Punk'd: Baghdad-style.

The action is all being recorded with candid cameras for a show called "Put him in Bucca" -- a now closed U.S. detention facility.

Jassim Sharaf, who has been a comedian for 40 years, found himself in the center of one of the show's stunts.

He jumps out of his vehicle, tears off his shoes so he can run faster, waves them hysterically in the air and tries to bolt from the scene. The Iraqi soldiers grab him and accuse him of trying to bring in a car bomb. He falls to the side of the road.

"Why would I come to bomb? I am an Iraqi, I am a son of Iraq," he screams back at them.

"Sit in the car, you did it, let it explode on you," the soldiers yell back. Sharaf says the show is harsh, but as we watch his episode he says he does see the funny side.

"I should be upset," he tells us, "but watching myself now I am laughing."

"I could have been traumatized, I could have died but it's all worth the sacrifice to make Iraqis laugh," he adds.

The show is a special production meant to provide entertainment during the holy month of Ramadan, a time when TV viewership peaks in the Muslim world. But this take on the old "candid camera" routine has sparked as much outrage as it has laughter.

Skeptics say it's all an act, while critics add it's in poor taste in a country still awash with bombings and too close to the reality that too many Iraqis have to live with.

The show generated a public campaign slamming its concept and opposition to the program hit the web. In addition to an online petition to stop it, more than 1,600 people signed up to a Facebook page called "No to put him in Bucca." Most of the comments call the show insulting and ridiculous. But there are plenty of fans who do find the show hilarious.

Opinion among Iraqis we spoke to in Baghdad was mixed.

Farouq Fuad says: "It's a very good show, it's amusing and it reflects the suffering of the Iraqi people but in a humorous way." But he adds that he dislikes the pressure that it puts on the actors by scaring them.

Ahmed Abdul Sahid disagrees. He says "the show is a failure. We hope that anything similar to this show is stopped. We want to see more pleasant themes of peace and laughter not terrorism, weapons, and gunfire."

Al-Khalidi, the host, defends his program, saying the aim was to inject humor into Iraqis' misery and educate the public.

"The show is an educational one, we send a message through it so that people are aware," he explains. "People need to be alert and check under their cars before getting in."

Most Iraqis however, including Sharaf, say that's already part of their daily routine.

If there is a silver lining at all for the "victims" it is this -- their health is allegedly checked before they are subjected to such stress.

"And after we have them on the show I tell them congratulations -- you don't need to go see any doctor because you are in good shape," al-Khalidi says, bursting into laughter.


Real Bucca:

Time to dust this thing off...

Greetings friends. It's been a while, huh? Considering my last post was from Kuwait, a lot has changed for me and I'm sure for you as well. It's been weird. Good, but weird. I've drydocked a fair amount of material from the end of my IA and redeployment - I can honestly say that coming home and trying to plug back in to normality been the strangest and most profound experience of my life.

Amongst all the oddity, I really just haven't known what to write - glad I held off - early posts would have been really bizarre stream of consciousness word vomit about spazzing out on my family on the BW parkway coming home from the airport, getting lost in the grocery story and being sad about it, or my buddy being overwhelmed by the amount of choices available while approaching an intersection in DC and having to turn around and go home. Really, really weird, and we had cakewalk tours compared to the real heavy lifters.

Taking a few months to gather my thoughts on the experience and recent happenings in Iraq have had me thinking about writing again. The story below was the tipping point - one of the last soldiers killed during OIF was attacked at the Baqubah MCU where I spent several days last summer. We knew they were up to no good at the time, and it was a super shady place to hang out. Wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the cops that tossed the grenade. Baqubah is a hell of a place.

The news on this side of the world is celebrating the end of OIF as the end of combat in Iraq. I bet it still feels like combat to Sgt. Rhett and the Diyala P-PTT. Fact is we've got 50,000 or so "non-combat" troops in a combat zone, and regardless of what you want to call their missions, the fight is still there. Keep them in mind. A few Baqubah memories below. More to come.

Spent more time sitting on the couch than actually doing anything. The cops weren't really fans of our visits.

Except this guy. Pictures with Americans get Iraqis killed, but this dude was willing to take the risk. 180 degree response to us depending on who was looking.

Washington Post
August 28, 2010
Pg. 1

Left To 'Follow Through' In Iraq

For soldiers in Operation New Dawn, no relief from danger

By Leila Fadel

FORWARD OPERATING BASE WARHORSE, IRAQ - Col. Malcolm Frost knew there would be questions. The official end to the U.S. combat mission in Iraq was approaching, but his soldiers, operating in two of Iraq's most dangerous provinces, would still be here.

He sat down and penned a letter to the soldiers' families. "01 Sept. 2010 does not mean a light switched on or off in Iraq," the brigade commander wrote. ". . . The weight of responsibility upon our shoulders is great, because we must follow through to the very finish."

For the soldiers in Frost's brigade, Sept. 1 will mark an arbitrary milestone. There are fewer troops here, just under 50,000 now, consistent with an Obama administration pledge, and the troops leave base less often. But Americans still die in Iraq, and the fight for stability is far from over.

Iraq remains a battleground, American soldiers say, even if they are no longer kicking down Iraqi doors.

Instead of carrying out combat missions, Frost's unit has been designated an "advise and assist" brigade, like five other American brigades left behind in Iraq. Its task is to train Iraqi security forces, gather intelligence, assist Iraq's fledgling air force, and, ultimately, close up shop and go home. The lower-profile approach under Operation New Dawn is the latest step in a transition that began more than a year ago when American soldiers were pulled back from Iraq's urban centers and for the most part retreated into their bases.

But less than two months into the unit's deployment, two of Frost's men have already been killed. The mission still involves risks as the soldiers escort commanders and trainers to appointments with Iraqi officials. Around them, assassinations and violence seem to be on the rise, although at drastically lower levels than during the darkest days of Iraq's civil war, between 2005 and 2007.

Last week, as news reports in the United States hailed the departure from Iraq of the last designated combat brigade, family members eagerly called their loved ones here, asking whether they too were headed home. No, the soldiers told wives, mothers, fathers and grandmothers. They have more than 300 days left in Iraq.

The day after other troops celebrated their exit from Iraq, soldiers at FOB Warhorse mourned the passing of Sgt. Jamal Rhett, a young medic killed on Aug. 15. A grenade was lobbed into his vehicle as he and his platoon left federal police headquarters in Baqubah, northeast of Baghdad. They were escorting a police training team.

Despite their new title, soldiers know that the battle is not over, not for them and not for Iraq. The names of Rhett and 1st Lt. Michael L. Runyan, both from the 1st Battalion, 21st Infantry Regiment, were added to a memorial of the fallen that spans at least five concrete blast walls at the base.

At the trailers where the Charlie Company of the 1st Battalion, 21st Infantry Regiment lives, Staff Sgt. Gilbert Ayala, 28, limped to the showers. Shrapnel ripped into his side and legs about two weeks ago, when Rhett was killed.

Ayala said it doesn't matter to him what the mission is called. This is his third deployment, and he has been wounded and lost friends before. But this wound was the deepest, this loss the hardest.

"I find new holes in me every day," Ayala said. He scoffed at the idea that the war was over. "It can't be, because things like this are still going down. Boom, and my friend is gone, right in front of me."

"On a lighter note, we got coffee," joked Staff Sgt. Rick Penkala, 32, nervously trying to change the subject.

"I just hope we leave this place better than when we came," added Staff Sgt. Paul Roderick Jr., 29.

A 'tactical taxi'

In many ways, Iraq is better, the soldiers said. There are more Iraqi forces, they are better equipped, and the violence is down compared with the days of the U.S. troop surge, when U.S. casualties spiked and Iraqis were being killed in far greater numbers. But the soldiers' interactions with the community are limited, and they see very little of what happens outside their bases.

First Lt. Mike Makrucki briefed his men outside their Stryker armored vehicles. "Yesterday there was a [car bomb] in Baqubah that killed two and wounded 12 others. The [Explosives Ordinance Team] disabled another bomb targeting the provincial government," he said. "Assassination attempts are running rampant."

Their mission on this day was to escort their captain, Burt Eissler, to a meeting with an Iraqi commander in Muqdadiyah, just outside the provincial capital. The road was new for them, and Makrucki warned that roadside bombs were prevalent. He told the soldiers to keep their heads inside the vehicles as much as possible.

"We're a tactical taxi now," said Spec. Joshua Johnson, 25, the gunner on one vehicle, as he put on his gear and assumed his position. On most of their missions they escort people to their destination and sit outside.

"Pray for the best," he told the four other soldiers in the vehicle. They rolled out of the base. Halfway to their destination they stopped and waited for an Iraqi police escort before continuing. Eissler went in to meet an Iraqi army commander as most of the soldiers waited outside. They rolled down the hatches of their vehicles and took off their helmets.

"We're pretty safe in here now," said Staff Sgt. Justin Austin, 23, as he gestured toward the towering concrete walls surrounding the area. "Muqdadiyah is one of the worst spots in Iraq right now. The war may be over, but combat is definitely not. People still die here."

Sudden violence

Since the death of their brother-in-arms the soldiers have been more careful. They train their weapons on people to scare them away, he said.

"It was a lucky day for them and unlucky for us," Austin said. "It's kind of a slap in the face to see on the news that all combat troops are out. We're infantry guys, and that's just a name change. It means nothing."

"We're going to do our mission, no matter what," Johnson added.

"It seems a lot better. The Iraqi security forces seem a lot better," Austin said. "But honestly I don't really care. I just care that we go home."

Then a powerful blast rocked the vehicle, and Austin threw on his helmet.

"Start the truck," he yelled to the driver. They closed the hatch, and the soldiers rolled out to see what had happened. "I don't know what's going on right now," Johnson said. "It's a car bomb, I think."

At the time they didn't know that Sunni insurgent groups were setting off bombs in at least a dozen towns and cities across the country in what seemed to be a message that they were still here as U.S. troop numbers dwindled.

The soldiers stayed in their vehicles and waited for the bomb squad. A half-hour later, another explosion ripped through an Iraqi army truck in front of them. A man was carried away. "At least it's not us this time," said Pfc. Stephen James Lapierre, 23. Rhett had been his roommate.

They waited in their vehicles and watched as people walked by, cars drove around them and Iraqi security forces blocked off the area. After the bomb squad had finally come and gone, they left.

Johnson handed Lapierre a slab of wood.

"Knock on it for luck," he said.